How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
this beer tastes like vomit already
Is it because I queefed?
my shit smells like andre
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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