Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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