drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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