I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I have aggressive nipples.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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