Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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