Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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