They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
We left the knife in your bed.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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