I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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