I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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