Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Randomize
