Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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