I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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