If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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