Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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