Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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