Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
