i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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