we have officially lost it.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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