Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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