So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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