Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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