C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Randomize
