So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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