why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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