My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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