She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
They are going to name an STD after you.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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