I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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