i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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