i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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