Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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