I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Randomize
