My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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