He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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