I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
