And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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