I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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