Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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