Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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