yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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