butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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