Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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