The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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