Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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