I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Randomize
