Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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