She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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