it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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