doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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