i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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