Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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