I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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