Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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