well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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