So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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